#1 humor site on the 'net

Bridge Uplift

Tandem Truck with Down Syndrome

Bridge Uplift thanks to Myrna Stimpson

Beware of height limits on road structures

QuotaBills
Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


Someone Cares

Pure Maple Syrup

Wife Consumption

Go Play Outside

Pail Face

Crossed Paths

Shopping Bike

Miss Beautiful Spine

Art School Graduate

Fish Diet Meal

Tall Secret

Fishnet Stockings

Dog Proctologist

Calculated Jump

Stowaway Soccer Fan

Don't Drink And Climb

Milky Way

Maid Confusion

Student Food Strainer

Shark Circles

Topographic Sink

Rock Watcher

We Call It Lake

Single Men For Long-Term Commitment