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A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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