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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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