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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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