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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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