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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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