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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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