#1 humor site on the 'net

Bath Head Protection

Adding safety to baby's bath tub

Bath Head Protection thanks to Jim Serritella

Bathing your baby with a mini-umbrella

Watching Baby while Baby Watching
QuotaBills
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

End Of The Line

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Sheep in Wool Clothing

Admin Assistant Bird

Game's On

Backtracker Special

What Are Your Skills?

Just Because You Are Right

Scooter Races

Tired Backhoe

Liftup Lunch

Stereo Bike

Yoga in Palm Springs