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Ballroom Dancing for Seniors

You're never too old to take up ballroom, latin, and swing dancing

Ballroom Dancing for Seniors thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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