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Bacon Thoughts

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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

I Love Bacon!

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I always have a quotation for everything - it saves original thinking. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. - Alice Walker

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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