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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde


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