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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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