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Backwards Clock

Going back in time

Backwards Clock thanks to Becky Latimer

Some people live in the past

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Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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