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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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