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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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