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Autumn Download

Change is in the air

Autumn Download thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Falling leaves of Autumn art - weather you like it or not

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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