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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

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Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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