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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. - Cicero

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! - Steven Wright

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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