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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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