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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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