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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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