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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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Six Hunnit

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Fish Hat

Chain Weave Hairstyle

Florida Sewer Rat

Redneck Water Fountain

Four Husbands

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