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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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