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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Illusions and Practical Joe-ks UUUU

Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

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