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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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