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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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