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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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