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A Frayed Knot

How to tie knots without being funny

A Frayed Knot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This post is knot so good but will tie you in stitches

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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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