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A Frayed Knot

How to tie knots without being funny

A Frayed Knot thanks to Wayne Nowazek

This post is knot so good but will tie you in stitches

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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