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Dance of the cookie cutter

Yoga Food thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Outlining kitchen inspiration

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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