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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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