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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you. - Archie Bunker

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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