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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company. - Charles E Hughes

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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