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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge. - Robin Williams

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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