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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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