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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Anything that man says, you've got to take with a dose of salts. - Samuel Goldwyn

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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