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With The Pope

Holy Land tours for Catholics

With The Pope thanks to Roy Turkington

Joining the 'Hope with Pope' pilgrimage

PS: Her husband’s name was Larry Pope
If God is for us, who can be against us? (Romans 8:30-32)
Book early for your next Papal Tour in Jerusalem (last one was in 2009)

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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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