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Winter Kayaking

Making your own path through a winter storm

Winter Kayaking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kayaking tips for winter trips

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If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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