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Wind Down Highway

Switchback roads for twisted drivers

Wind Down Highway thanks to Keith Blake

It's all downhill from here...

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton


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