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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I stand by all the mis-statements that I've made. - Dan Quayle

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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