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Why Stand In Line?

An easy way out of waiting in line

Why Stand In Line? thanks to Barry McCartney

Lineups and showups

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I get a standing ovation just standing. - George Burns

Don't just do something, stand there. - Daniel Berrigan

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

No minister ever stood, or could stand, against public opinion. - Robert Peel

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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