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What A Radical

When resistance to change is futile

What A Radical thanks to Keith Blake

Taking the square out of a square root

Change Management: an approach to transitioning individuals, teams, and organizations to a desired future state. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

The beatings will continue until morale improves. - Unknown

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I wouldn't want to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member. - Groucho Marx

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown


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