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What A Radical

When resistance to change is futile

What A Radical thanks to Keith Blake

Taking the square out of a square root

Change Management: an approach to transitioning individuals, teams, and organizations to a desired future state. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump


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