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Water Skiing in Russia

Perestroika allows Boris more playtime along the Volga

Water Skiing in Russia thanks to Keith Blake

Making do by saying, 'Nyet!' to a ski boat

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Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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