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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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