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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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