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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. - Ann Landers

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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