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Wagon Races

All the neighbourhood kids want to get on the band-wagon

Wagon Races thanks to Mike King

New speed record set in race down the block

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Fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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