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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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