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Vacuum Extender

Suction safety from the balcony perspective

Vacuum Extender thanks to Barry McCartney

His boss told him to suck it up, so he did

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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