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Ups and Downs

Heartbeat signals in the game of life

Ups and Downs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cardiac rhythm interpretation

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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