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Heartbeat signals in the game of life

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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