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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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