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Underwater Breathing

Why nobody swims at this pool

Underwater Breathing thanks to Dave Loewen

Where drinking water might also a bad idea

Although water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, most humans can't breath underwater. Learn why water molecules can't be absorbed by human lungs.

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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

You do not get what you want. You get what you negotiate. - Harvey Mackay

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. - Cher

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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