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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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