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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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