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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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