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Umbrella Stand

Finding good friends on your walk of life

Umbrella Stand thanks to Keith Blake

Sharing along the road home from school

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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