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Ugly Haircut

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Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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