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Ugly Haircut

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Ugly Haircut thanks to Howard Chapman

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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