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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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