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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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