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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers