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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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