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Turn Into Lanes

When a road guide is required for traffic signs and signals

Turn Into Lanes thanks to Dave Loewen

Directions for the accident prone driver

'But officer, I was turning when I turned into an accident!'

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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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