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Tree Sign thanks to Ellen Hampton

Looking for signs of nature

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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