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Tree Removal

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Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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