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Tree Removal

On the cutting edge of stump relocation

Tree Removal thanks to Amanda Kennedy

Preserving the neighbour's tree canopy

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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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