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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you haven't experienced the bottom, you won't appreciate the top. - Joe Segal

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. - Jerry Seinfeld

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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