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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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