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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

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Achieving motivation and achievement in the workplace

'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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