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Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

Tomorrow thanks to Roy Taylor

Achieving motivation and achievement in the workplace

'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

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