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Tomorrow

Why put it off to today when you can do it tomorrow?

Tomorrow thanks to Roy Taylor

Achieving motivation and achievement in the workplace

'Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well' - Mark Twain

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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