Is it time to turn your prince into a frog?
Going back to whatever relationship you previously had
Humans cannot catch warts from toads.
The bumps on a toad are not warts.
Warts on human skin are caused by viruses that are unique to humans.
It is safe to go back to whatever relationship you had with your toad.
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx