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Time Flies thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

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