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How to cut corners on a bathroom design

Tight Fit thanks to Howard Chapman

Creating a cozy bathroom atmosphere

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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