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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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