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Three Wise Women

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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