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Three Wise Women

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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