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The Fall Of Adam

Named after the first inhabitants of the Garden of Eden

The Fall Of Adam thanks to Roy Turkington

Adam and Eve Waterfalls, Iguazu Falls, Argentina

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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