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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it. - Peter F Drucker

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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