#1 humor site on the 'net

Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

Looks like something's Wong here

QuotaBills
Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


Nose For Coke

Crisp Chips

3 Stages Of A Man's Life

Tipsy Crane

Clear View

Redneck Ladder

Home Depot Delivery

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

Are You OK?

Downchuck

Rickshaw Workout

Tenacity

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Bach Flip

Alien Smuggling

The Three Stooges In And Out Of Character

Teamwork

Sorry

Dunking Straw

Vatican Chess

Boot Camp

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

Big Hands Baby

Fire Truck Sinkhole