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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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