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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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